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>>/29428/ There it is again. That stupid coconut head album. Like it's supposed to be some diamond in the rough, because of the warm color temperature of the album cover coupled with 10 million fucks saying "You probably haven't heard this". Like it's supposed to be British because they spell it as Aeroplane. Like it's supposed to be an evolution of the Beatles or some other boomer crap because it contains mindless babbling to mindless guitar strumming but with the occasional horns and other crap layered on once in a while to emphasize how bad it is. That "it's the end of the world but I don't care" tone of all hipster music. That "I am an atheist and yet I too listen to boring shit music, because it's the Gospel" attitude. I bet despite all this trying to sound like shit and trying to look humble, some retard points out how technically innovative they are because the singer does some legato once in a while and avoids total cliche. When you're so white you become cryptopretentious for listening to what appears to be a Scottish sound, but don't listen to "crazy shit" ("THATS RACIST!") like Persian or Chinese music (unless it's a genre copied from western pop). This shit is for when you can't listen to any modern 90s+ popular genre because you're afraid to look like you're trying to be cool, you can't listen to Jazz or Classical because you're afraid it of appearing pretentious, you can't listen to Soul because you're afraid it will make you look too SJW, you can't listen to pop because it's just cliches, and you can't listen to Turkic music because you're afraid to look like John McAfee. It's fucking worse than those bands who do one album kind of good and subsequently shit out albums for the next 10 years because their record label promised them money and will market for them while fans argue about whether they're sellouts or not and they maintain a big enough fanbase to survive because of all those fans who "avoid the bigotry, the new stuff is good". And what makes this Indie? Because it's shit? Literally anything with some simple guitar strumming and babbling and terrible voice that just barely manages to be non-traditional, is indie. This whole copypasta can call itself indie and you wouldn't know the difference. That's because music was never not """indie""". GOD DAMNIT. BURN INDIE. REMOVE INDIE. DESTROY INDIE. DAY OF THE ENTERPRISE WHEN