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> Do you speak Swedish funny?
I don't speak Swedish publicly at all, but if I recite Swedish stuff privately and compare it to a native Swedish pronunciation, yes. I legitimately cannot roll my Rs which most native Swedes do all the time, though to be fair that's somewhat feminine. Thus, the Swedes mock us for sounding too masculine, and some Danes mock other Danes for their own dialects. But German (Hochdeutsch) on the other hand?
Also, all other north-Germanics roll their Rs and other crap whenever trying to speak Danish. We're more like a Germanic version of the French, we like easily talking fast and don't need to spend too much time pronouncing one consonants.