fe.settings:getUserBoardSettings - non array given[kc] - Endchan Magrathea
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Saying you're gonna catch salmonella is just a routine thing. You can tho, not from the raw egg, but the chickenshit on the shell. Although stuff can get through the shell it isn't insulates hermetically. 
The others with the brainchip and stuff I won't comment, it's pure fantasy. Oh I just commented.