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Bernd
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A starving Cuban child gets home after school and begs for food, but his mother says they have none. Then he points at the family parrot and asks:
-Why don't we eat parrot with rice?
-Because there's no rice.
-Why don't we eat parrot with vegetables?
-Because there are no vegetables.
-Why don't we eat baked parrot?
-Because there's no gas.
-Why don't we eat fried parrot?
-Because there's no oil.
The parrot interrupts them, screaming:
-VIVA FIDEL!!!!!!!!