I think I posted this in a previous humour thread.
What is an Englishman?
A gentleman.
What are two Englishmen?
A club.
What are three Englishmen?
A colonial empire.
What is a Frenchie?
A gourmet.*
What are two Frenchies?
A fashion show.
What are three Frenchies?
A perfect relationship.
What is a German?
A soldier.
What are two Germans?
A factory.
What are three Germans?
A World War.
What is a Hungarian?
A lord.*
What are two Hungarians?
Three different political views.
What are three Hungarians?
No such thing. One of them is either a Swabian or a Jew.
*Couldn't remember exactly, had to come up with something, I can justify my decision.