fe.settings:getUserBoardSettings - non array given[kiwiszon] - Endchan Magrathea
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation, the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me… Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"