Hello, my name is Joel Robinson. I am seeking any form of earth contact to save me. I am trapped in space and being forced to endure experiments. It all started when I was working as a janitor at Gizmonic Institute. I was doing my regular day’s work when my bosses, Dr. Clayton Forrester and Dr. Laurence Erdhardt kidnapped me, and shot me into space on a custom satellite known as the S.O.L. Once there they have begun performing experiments on me, forcing me to create inventions for them, and making me endure painful films to test the effects on my mind. While there, I have managed to use special components on board to create 4 robots, each of humanlike intelligence. We are all trapped here, desperate for escape. If any of you know how to get us home, please send advice. This was the only website I could pick up in the cosmos. Please help us, you are our only hope.
- Joel Robinson