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It was Yukari anon! He wrote it about himself! *dun-dun-duun* and I just had to copy-paste it because... it was just too good of a shitpost not to!
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Never say never!
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I just checked too and it seems there are a bunch of them. One for 12,49€ even but the ones with anime style seem to be only: Raiding Area 51 - Break out Waifu and Hentai - Area 51. I should probably get the second one.