> I try to hold the knife in non-threatening way.
> "The emergency broadcast spooked me. Self-defense only." I articulate as calmly as I can.
> "Emergency broadcast?" Sarah asks, sounding surprised.
> Internet went down, I opened television and it showed automated message to remain calm and indoors."
> "It makes sense." She says with insightful look on her face.
> "What makes sense?" I ask.
> "Well, every woman on the planet suddenly... 'transforming' will surely mess lot of things."
> "Every woman?" I ask shocked.
> "I think so." She responds like we're talking about weather.
> "How do you know that?"
> "I gained various bits of knowledge when I Transformed." She says with proud know-it-all tone.
> "What kind of knowledge?" I ask.
> She look nervous for a moment, then gains smug grin.
> "How to make this seal for example. I think it would work better if I'd had red scarf though." 
> Sounds like she's trying to give impression that it was really hard to make, but she pulled it off anyways.
> "What does the seal do?" I ask with genuine curiosity.
> "It dampens my libido enough so I that I won't rape you where you stand."
> Somehow she looks as surprised as I do.

1. Yell "Rapist!"
2. "You're planning to rape me?"
3. "Sex? Why didn't you say that in the first place?"
4. "You can't rape the willing!"