> I try to hold the knife in non-threatening way. > "The emergency broadcast spooked me. Self-defense only." I articulate as calmly as I can. > "Emergency broadcast?" Sarah asks, sounding surprised. > Internet went down, I opened television and it showed automated message to remain calm and indoors." > "It makes sense." She says with insightful look on her face. > "What makes sense?" I ask. > "Well, every woman on the planet suddenly... 'transforming' will surely mess lot of things." > "Every woman?" I ask shocked. > "I think so." She responds like we're talking about weather. > "How do you know that?" > "I gained various bits of knowledge when I Transformed." She says with proud know-it-all tone. > "What kind of knowledge?" I ask. > She look nervous for a moment, then gains smug grin. > "How to make this seal for example. I think it would work better if I'd had red scarf though." > Sounds like she's trying to give impression that it was really hard to make, but she pulled it off anyways. > "What does the seal do?" I ask with genuine curiosity. > "It dampens my libido enough so I that I won't rape you where you stand." > Somehow she looks as surprised as I do. 1. Yell "Rapist!" 2. "You're planning to rape me?" 3. "Sex? Why didn't you say that in the first place?" 4. "You can't rape the willing!"