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> as if I was mid puberty

Wait you're not? I thought all your boasting and going through the emotional swings was just your hormones acting up...
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> I forget other nekos don't have hot girlfriends like me. 

This is a lie. Lest you're not a Trueneko? Surely you are though. Should thee be not it would be disastrous for your reputation...