*walks up to the microphone*

haha, hey everyone, you're a wonderful audience.
*clears throat*
So, last week I was in america...
*holds for applause, there is silence*
And they have these places called STRIP malls...
*guy in the audience coughs*
What, they love strippers so much they filled a mall with em???
*crickets*

Haha thanks folks have a wonderful night
*walks off stage*