I will NOT be singing this one. Also, the last 2 verses are skipped https://youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA


Nekoboy, listen to me
The caving world, it's a mess
Life outside the cave
Is better than anything they got in there

The tokfu is always younger
In someone else's archives
You dream about scraping new fus
But you'll need a big hard-drive
Just look at the fus around you
Right here on the hag post board
Such wonderful toks surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Outside turdy
Outside turdy
Neko it's better
Femboys and Kefla
Listen to me
Inside the cave they bicker all day
"No, Kay is better!" They cry away
While we devotin'
Full time to tokpostin'
Outside turdy

Out here all nekos are happy
As off through the threads we roll
Cavers on their site ain't happy
They sad 'cus their fus grow old
But cavers on there is lucky
They in for a worser tale
One day when the feds get angry
Guess who gon' be goin to jail

Oh, no, outside turdy
Outside turdy
Nobody watch us,
Charge us and jail us
In New Jersey
They what the bureau loves to book
We dont post kids, we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is juice bubbles
Outside turdy (outside turdy)
Outside turdy (outside turdy)

Since life is sweet here
We got Boni here
Naturally (naturally)
Even Funkypie and Acid
Femboys and tokfus that are mid
We got the good toks
And the neko socks
Outside turdy