Just witnessed the most brooootal transmog in history. 

On my bus, this pretty, I assume ftmmler, wearing a waistcoat and a regency shirt and dress shoes, like what you'd imagine gay dracula dresses like, pretty well done nails, cute earrings. I'm in love for the 10 minutes we spend on the bus together.

As the bus stops at a red light I see this hulking over 6ft tall creature, it's 5 o'clock shadow contains more facial hair than I can grow normally, eyebrows with the certified neanderthal ridge. It's ancestors were peasant mudfarmers. Wearing an ill fitting, garishly floral long dress. Unshaved legs like a forest.