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If I climb into my bed I know I will lack to power to step out of it and will end up waking up at 3 am, dazed, naked and afraid with no concept of up nor down, sweaty and in full clothing, having entered it to take a "10 minute nap"
if I sleep on the carpet, no such thing can happen
Also, my bed is only for full-night sleeping and FUCKING on. and I am all out of FUCKING.