It is 9:45pm and I am still in the office. I am having a nandos, and then after a little bit more work I will get in a taxi and go home. I will get back no earlier than half 11, have a shower, masturbate, then close my eyes only to be awoken after what feels like an instant by the 7 o'clock alarm.
I have a 10am call tomorrow with lacrossefu on this workpaper I'm working on. It is half year, so everything needs to be done in a hurry. It will have to be presentable by then, and it isn't yet. Her messages today contained emojis and I got a few "hahahaha"s, so maybe its all worth it. I tried to make the meeting invite description witty ("hey, see title. thanks, see sender"), but she clicked the accept button without comment so either she missed it or she didn't find it funny. Maybe I was pushing my luck considering I used the same joke with her friend last week. Word spreads quick among women. They probably gossip about me and my failed attempts at maintaining a strong work personality.
Let's hope there's an afterlife