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You say you never saw this comin', well, you're not alone
Cuckbox renovations to a Japanese home
My chat says I gave them the best laughs of their life
I saw a recent bossrush, I guess they were right
I wake up, assessin' the damages
Checkin' Twitch clips out
Pictures of me failboating against the twins
But it's laggy enough to get the deny out
I wake up, all donuts no eggs
I hit the game, all build no mechs
Yep, then I made myself a smoothie
Yeah, then me and nursie made a movie
Corruption, Hallow, Hallow to Corruption,
Ándale, ándale E.I, E.I, uh-oh,
You had me running far enough to switch the biome
You had the best run of all time at the time, though
Yeah, it wasn't mine, though

But I still played thirty hours
And I, I still played thirty hours for you, yeah

I remember playin' for Kay and Fen
Young streamer just trying to get the boss box
I remember being nervous to do Hard Mode
'Til I pictured everyneko with they Toad socks
Expert mode was CBT edition
I'm playin' with no summons in September
Dodge, dodge, dodge, like a colombian on Lotus
Then I get there and all the potions are drunken, neko
You don't love me, you just pretendin'
I need a happy beginnin', middle and endin'
Corruption, Hallo, Hallo to Corruption,
I'm getting mad in here, that's all that I know
Got a stream, thirty minutes for you
You call up for a bossfight, neko, it's 5 in the morning
You realize we're at the Chaz, not the Rotacao
Only thing ready is a snow biome build, neko, don't start with me
I used the OBS for you like it's no prob
'Cause you was at home complaining 'bout there's no slop
But you were watchin' a tenshi stream the whole time
Well I guess a valslop is better than no slop.

And I still played thirty hours