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I piss loud as FUCK, you know that right pal? The shorter the dick, the higher up the nib is and thus, the more potential energy my piss has. Plus, I also have a few inches on you in means of divine altitude blessing, meaning I once more have greater potential energy for my piss
On top of this, I must add, have I installed an acoustic chamber to reverberate the sound of  my piss hitting the water (3% agar agar solution to increase the viscosity and thus strengthen the water tension, leading to a more forceful impact of my piss) which amplifies the sound waves through means of superposition.
You dont hold a candle to the forcefulness of my dong, neko. Now kneel, before your ear drums rupture from the thunderous roar that is Mr. Junior