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You are merely mistaken if you think such foolish thoughts as "NEVER GOON" means to not partake in sustained masturbation when it, in fact, encompasses even greater trials and tribulations than a mere "no fap" undertaking. NEVER GOON challenges the mind, it challenges your body, it will even challenge your soul. I sense a lack of fortitude within you, a characteristic that radiates off you and your post as your distinct absence of AURA has clouded your mind, possibly leaving you open and vulnerable to a GOON spree.

I will flog myself in hopes that this cures your ailments. Or, at least, gives you a moment of respite from your GOONALICIOUS curse.