Hey "knocked into the dirt by things out of my control"neko, I researched a bit and I found the perfect strategy for you. Have you tried doing this?
Look at the tok and just repeat that mantra whenever something happens. Henceforth I will write a long and meaningless paragraph here to make it seem like there is actually more text underneath for you to read, prior to opening the spoiler. Your reaction after you read the initial clear-text post will hopefully be "it's spoilered... but there seems to be a lot of text. Hmm... I will see open it because he might have been writing something profound!" But alas, profoundneko never existed. It was all a ruse to get you to rush to opening the spoiler. Anyways, to flesh out the spoiler a bit more I will talk about what just happened to me. I just played a stupid game and I won a stupid prize. Spilled water all over my desk and myself. I'm running out of things to write but the spoiler isnt big enough yet. I could never be a successful streamer like Chaz, he always knows what to say in these kinds of moments. Would you guys subscribe to your top fu if they became one of those sub-only tokkers? I doubt Boni would publish many toks at all in that mode. Would be like subscribing to her twitch stream when she's only gone live once in 1.5 years (...haha). I've run out of things to write but if you wanted this monologue to continue? Not my problem, that's just not my problem.