Just decided that when I get a girlfriend, I will occasionally terrorize her with a new gimmick I just invented.
You know the "the X stays on during sex" joke? I will pull that but going to increasingly long lengths where I just say "The X stays on" until I'm basically wearing more than I would when I was going outside. I will be in full coveralls, snow gear, scarf, hat, snowboarding helmet, gloves, winter boots and just have it flopping out of the zipper