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> goes to sleep at 10

good orderly citizen. that's 7 hours earlier than me
> wakes up at 11 am

thats still 3 hours earlier than me, good job
> sits on the sofa playing video games

a man that peruses his hobbies and finds fulfillment and joy in life is a good thing. 
> makes himself lunch

not like the fat people who are funding the immigration of billions of nepalis, indians and pakistanis by ordering home delivery. Good job
> goes back to bed at 2.30 pm

you have taken more afternoon naps than he has, buddy. pot calling the dealer black, there
> whole house stinks of weed

unlike it smelling like a tikka masala and ass gas
> refuses to blow his nose despite nose being runny

making sure Procter & Gamble doesn't meet their revenue goals for Q1 2025. Well done, lad.