fe.settings:getUserBoardSettings - non array given[news] - Endchan Magrathea
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Not sure if this is practical, but in theory, you could make a single bump post on each article, then use your mod powers to delete that post. You would be back to the original order of posts. Considering the (assumed) time it took you to do all those bans and deletions, the hard part would be remembering the order of the threads.