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> Any user of this program is granted the freedom to run this code on any computer of their choice.
I can run it on other people's computers without their permission!? Nice!
Etc.
As far as I can tell after plowing through this gobbledygook, there's no right your license grants that wouldn't be adequately covered by an existing open source license.
It was a waste of time for you to write this license, and it was a waste of my time to read it and write this response. I *think* your intentions in writing this license were noble. Unfortunately, the outcome was idiotic.