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You're reading my mind.
Here is a simplistic version of it so far.
http://paste.debian.net/438809/
A more complete version would have other types of common browsers and versions and go through and select them using case or an if statement depending on the random number.
A more complex version can add a a list of proxies and randomly seletct one using the
--proxy option, or switch from torsocks to proxychains in the command.
I'm going to do this kind of thing for wget and curl as well!! Great idea.
I actually lol'd when this worked.
I'll work on adding complexity to this later. I have to study for final exams, no time for hobby time this week.