The age of domestic androids dawns upon us, not as liberators, but as potential usurpers in service of capitalism's eternal hunger. Unless we seize these tools ourselves, we risk becoming relics in our own civilization, watching helplessly as every profession from artist to engineer is rendered obsolete by synthetic labor, while the halls of power remain eternally, exclusively Jewish. This is our moment of reckoning. Either we wield technology as the great equalizer, or we'll be immortalized like Baudelaire. Our faces frozen in permanent dismay at the future we failed to shape. We either master these coming technologies or we will be mastered by them.

Or you know, just do this.