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A third more practical and modern solution would be to amass 12 individuals of varying skills to hijack the public opinion and influence the masses. Fixers. All with the same goal but capable of actions such as hijacking news satellites and hacking popular websites. You could gain numbers that way far easier than taking the route of Jehovah's witnesses.