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> My Little Pony Generation 1
MLP G1 ISO file copied to cold storage:
. torrent? magnet:?xt=urn:btih:fcb97f40033034e9c1c373860ebe50ae308749f8
. where? zb, offline /ipfs/QmbWj3jQYo77TMSG4PknRqVhM2wmBR2obg2QdkCuFKkzJH  youtube-b7XTGxYCXNQ
Transcript of that video: https://youtubetranscript.com/?v=b7XTGxYCXNQ -> not autogenerated, improved by me ->
> *Crying* \ Shady. \ *Crying* \ Shady. Get over here. \ Blahglaaeeeeh. \ What are you doing? \ *Sniff* \ Crying. \ Look at me. \ What are you crying for? \ Oh. *Sniffs* I'm just sad. \ What you gotta be sad about, Shady? \ Well-- You see-- \ You live in like a fuckin-- Garden of Eden for Equin. \ Like-- How old are you? \ 3. \ You're 3? \ Yeah. \ God that's... \ See I envy you. I envy your youth. \ *Sniffs* \ You do? \ I'd give anything to be 3 again. \ You see these pigtails? \ Yeah. \ I regret it. \ Oh. \ Don't live like me. \ Okay. \ Enjoy your youth Shady. Cause it goes by fast. \ One minute you're 3, the next you're 8. \ And you'll be like, GOD. What have I been doing with my life? \ You're 8? \ Yeah. Almost 3 times your age. You don't see me crying. \ You ever been to the third grade? \ No. \ It sucks. Your life's basically over by that point. \ Ooh... \ I've wasted my entire life... finger painting. \ You ever finger paint, Shady? \ Well I-- I'm a pony. \ You ever read books? \ I'm a pony- \ I know what your fuckin race is Shady. \ Let me give you some advice. See there's this poem, right? \ Written by one of my favorite authors. A guy called... \ Doctor Sues. It's called The Sneetches. \ The what? \ You never heard of the sneetches Shady? \ No. \ Well it's about these sneetches on these beaches, right. They're always-- \ What are sneetches? \ ... \ So these sneetches right? They're envious of these other sneetches \ with stars on their bellies. \ So they try to get stars on their bellies. \ And it's about-- Like-- It doesn't matter what you look like. You know? \ And then this one guy shows up and-- Don't give your money to people. \ They'll take advantage of you. Do you understand what I'm saying? \ *Sniff* \ No... \ Fuckin lost cause. \ Well maybe when you're my age you'll understand. \ *Crying*