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Welp, looks like I ran out of time on this little novelty shitpost story thing. Just when I was getting to the good part too. This isn't much but I do have a vague idea of where it is going. Anyway, may Dolores be with you.

 Note, leaving on a trip in the next couple of days so I may not post for 3 or 4 days. I will honestly continue this though when I return. hopefully will get to another thing as well.