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Here is the slowest edit I made. I still think it's hard to read. Though the "story" isn't really worth reading and is arguably better viewed as a brief amount of text going by in a joking "hey that's retarded and insane" context. If you are curious I can slow it down more or post the text here with minimal effort. 

I actually have a vague idea of a storyline for a modification of this format... but I have  two  stories which need attention. Best of luck to ya!  and may the bridges get me past this election today