>>/8004/
One, okay, I see the Gary Stuness now. 

> Pinkie did a spit take, root beer painting the table they sat at, and not a little sticking to he coat and mane of the purple unicorn across from her. "You want me to tell them What?!" 
I will comment your writing feels like it is at top form here in descriptiveness. The only complaint I could muenster from my tired eyes at the moment is that the the dreaded "purple unicorn syndrome" and I have been one of the ones who actually likes purple unicorn syndrome from time to time so I don't care!

All and all, sexual elements are a bit too much for my personal taste but I still have a curiosity to this. So Dolores Umbridge is from the future? And you are considering that ever changing photo album element you mentioned on  >>/7987/ here as a explanation for her choice of immortality. If I may ask a question, and I know the plot may not be fully formed yet, how and why does the photo album cause Dolores to choose this?

 >>/8006/
I will check and comment on this better later with a less cloudy mind, but...
>  17,250 total count btw.
You are doing GREAT on that word count! 

> Have a vampire bat stable dweller with rainbow mane/tail 
Considering the current theme still up, very fitting!