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Jim Watkins: Kittens & Unicorns
steamed about an hour ago
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ehkBeRNamEo
Have moar detailed notes but it's hard to make sense of them bc he's silently reading from the chat wo/re-reading, pretty disjointed.

Jim has this way of being silly, whimsical, but in between talks about the serious stuff. It's deliberate.

"We need to be unicorns today.... Unicorns have to be corny, coz corny people don't get censored.
Get it? Smile. [smiles in a goofy way]. Show the proctors what they want to see, they want to see  happy."

Shows up the cucumber dance several times, acting silly and dumb:
"I'm just doing the cucumber dance.
When the service is down and i refuse to tell you why--
that's the cucumber dance.
When we're doing a stealth upgrade. 
As it approaches 18 hours.....
Cucumber--with a C.
I've been doing the cucumber dance for over 20 years.
Dirty? It's only dirty is you see something dirty in it.

Says "we have people working night and day"
8kun is coming along, it's turned on, "we all need to stand up an be unicorns today" [just float along, let them do their work]
Some king of DDoS attack they're figuring it out
But he can't say much, coz "everytime we update you guys something bad happens." 

Says something about some of the stuff going on with 8kun now may have to do about Wikileaks...then breaks off reading something else.
[hmmm....what's this about?]

This is a last ditch effort--they think, if they silence people, they will forget about the problems, put sugar on the butter, and cinnamon on the sugar, and corn syrup. Sugar makes people docile. Don't want to be docile? Stop eating sugar, starts talking about potatoes.
[Yes, sugar may be bad but i don't think he's just talking about it literally]

Re Q of "how we can help":
We'll be askin people for help and support 
But wait--please wait--because anything you do will likely get us knocked off another platform out there.

That last message is the one we need to pay attn to:
JUST WAIT, DO THE CUCUMBER DANCE, LET 8KUN WORK THINGS OUT

(i would add PRAY)