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Ive got it!
You are here to disrupt (by) posting (in a manner that causes) baker friction.

still clunky, have to define "baker friction.

You are here to disrupt (by) posting (in a manner that causes) friction (between) baker(s) (and anons).

I mean that makes sense, by requires reversing baker and friction, so a poor candidate 

-unconfirmed
still a mystery

o7