Old Dogs, New Tricks: 10,000 Pets Needed for Science 
November 14, 2019

SEATTLE (AP) — Can old dogs teach us new tricks? Scientists are looking for 10,000 pets for the largest-ever study of aging in canines. They hope to shed light on human longevity too.

The project will collect a pile of pooch data: vet records, DNA samples, gut microbes and information on food and walks. Five hundred dogs will test a pill that could slow the aging process.

“What we learn will potentially be good for dogs and has great potential to translate to human health,” said project co-director Daniel Promislow of the University of Washington School of Medicine.

If scientists find a genetic marker for a type of cancer in dogs, for instance, that could be explored in humans.

For the study, the dogs will live at home and follow their usual routine. All ages and sizes, purebreds and mutts are welcome.

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> aka guinea pigs 

I h8 them so much. It's time to tell these demented freaks to gtfo of our lives. Everything has been studied to death, and it all keeps getting worse. 

GET A REAL JOB...Life is not a bunch of numbers and graphs creating a fragmented matrix. How did people get so gd stupid.