fe.settings:getUserBoardSettings - non array given[qanonresearch] - Endchan Magrathea
Most Christians these days practice Waffle House Christianity, which is when you follow the teachings of whatever some drunk guy at Waffle House told you Jesus said rather than actually following His Word.
Don't you find it hard to imagine that Almighty God is preserving room in Heaven for practitioners of Waffle House Christianity? That would be one weird part of Heaven.