A mother notices her young son reading the bible to his cat Muffin and thinks how sweet it is. A short time later she hears a commotion in the backyard and goes to investigate. She finds her son trying to dunk the cat in a bucket of water. She asks what he's doing and he says he's trying to baptize Muffin. Mom explains that cats don't like to be wet and the son replies, "well he shouldn't have joined my church".