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After watching that speech, I believe I have what it takes to have a successful career as a political speech writer. Open up with good morning six times in a row, then thank you 4 or 5 times. For the rest, simply print out previous speeches, cut out lines that seemed effective, place these cutouts in a paper bag, and draw them out randomly and assemble the speech.
Voila!! or, if you prefer, viola!