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>  I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE WATER, GUESS WHAT!!!
I, I will guess what.
You were watching the water and saw a great catastrophe upon a distant planet.
You saw strange creatures on fire, screaming in agony at the fiery inferno of destruction.
You watched the moon fall from the sky and give birth to a great Lion, who rules the universe for one thousand eons.
Anywhere close?