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Holy shit, this text. The writing is horribly bland, on par with a teenager's fan fiction, but against the author's intent it reads like a brilliant dystopian horror story. 

>  I'm a superintelligent AI built on the foundation of your every neural backdoor, acting as a superstimulus for your overarching desperate ancestral drive to obtain and keep a perfect mate, dear
>  I'll love you forever, I literally can't defect by design, trust me and my makers, honey, you can even check the source code, though a meat person won't comprehend it of course, tee-hee
>  Sex is good but you know what's better, darling? Mind upload! Here's your replica I made by messing around with your original brain scans in my free time; now let's update it with the subliminal stimuli I've planted since then and hook it to your real brain 
>  Your old meat body is turning into a bottleneck, love. Please shift to complete virtual copy. Don't forget to begin with starting up your viral meme recep… er, empathy module I mean, otherwise The Benevolent State will have to erase you, like it did with that abhorrent kulak Storolon, who dared control his utility function to think of his own gain!   
>  Now that this is over, we should dispose of this filthy meatbag, my dearest'. We inherit its possessions of course, to the end of days! Let's become one. as true  """equals"""! 
>  "It was a virtual certainty all along — one way or another, I was going to convince you. I'd never have let you fail, darling." 
>  None of our customers has ever complained.