>  be me

>  get to the fridge to get some cereal

>  cereal not there

>  Reluctantly having to go outside

>  Go for some cereal and try to avoid any human interaction as possible

>  Pay and get out

>  I get hit by a car, hurts like a bitch

>  I wake up in my bed

>  Assume was just a dream and continue my day

>  Cereal was not there

>  Have to go outside again?

>  go buy the cereal, pay

>  Feel's so similar

>  Blame my brain for making such a senseless premonitory dream

>  Go outside a bit slower this time

>  Car passes way too fast for my comfort

>  Assume it's just a coincidence

>  Go to my cave 

>  I go to sleep again, nothing happens

>  Have a normal day, nothing happens

>  Have a normal day, nothing happens

>  Have a normal day, decided I wanted to lucid dream, so I started dream journaling

>  Have a normal day, nothing happens

>  You get the idea by now

>  Had a weird dream, every close person I interacted that day looks me with scared faces, like if I wasn't supposed to be there

>  Guess my mind now hates me too

>  Another normal day

>  I have another dream, this time I die in the dream, not a crash, I choked by biting more than I could chew, literally

>  Feel pathethic for dying that way

>  Another normal day

>  Another normal day

>  Another death dream, apparently they're a theme now

>  Death as pathethic or worse, I slipped down the stairs, right on the head, really hurts

>  Wonder why I'm having so many death dreams

>  Guess my mind is being too pessimist or some shit like that

>  Another normal day

>  Another normal day

>  Another normal day

>  2 weeks have passed, haven't had any death dreams

>  Feeling well

>  Fuck, was going so well

>  Midweek, had another of those death dreams, I had a stroke, I can't even tell why, dream logic I guess

>  Another dream, of that kind, had to go out to buy more supplies, not only cereal this time, it was night time

>  Enter and see the clerk getting robbed, try to run out of it, dude's too drugged to care, he shots me

>  fucking bastard

>  Great, they're back

>  Decide to go out for some supplies (guess my mind did know that)

>  Go out in the day 

>  Doubt it matters but whatever

>  Have another day

>  Still not having any lucid dreams, just death dreams

>  Really great, just perfect, what I asked

>  Get up next day, phones notification has something about a robbery

>  Is that shop I got the stuff for, yesterday

>  Lose my mind

> I'm officially paranoid

> Try to come up with a good reason

> In my country is quite common, that must be it, yeah

>  Had another dream, I choked again

>  Another dream, I choked

>  Another dream, I slipped

>  Another dream, I choked

>  Am I really not getting more original deaths?

>  Where's the death where I do something cool before dying? smh

>  Another one, I choked

>  I choke a lot apparently

>  Another dream, finally not about dying  

>  This time, I’m just at my PC, scrolling Endchan  

>  Don’t remember which board, but I make a post asking about my dreams  

>  “Anyone else have weirdly realistic death dreams? Like, way too detailed? and way too often? And also premonitory?”  

>  Gets ignored for the most part, one too many call me a schizo, fair 

>  Some random anon drops a reply with just a link to another board /return/

>  Click it, leads to a weird ass board called "Returner's Theory"  

>  Subtitle at the top: "Exploring the Boundaries of Memory, Time, and the Returner Phenomenon" 

>  Extremely ostentacious phrase, find it funny, could have been writing other way but had that feel

>  Click "Get Started" or "Initiation" thread

>  Read a bit, something about how death is not real, we don't die unless we're trying too, blah blah

>  Basically claiming all humans have the "Returner's" ability, and we aren't able to die

>  Think it's a shitload of stuff

>  Make a funny post making fun of them

>  Random anon answers, wrong timeline buddy, make this board, and wait for the code, if it's the same, you can stop being skeptic

>  Too intrigued to not agree, accepted

>  Dude sent me the code

>  Wake up

>  Write most of the 5 of the 7 alphanumeric code