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The new faster corona will mutate for every person it infects. For this reason, vaccines cannot function. On the spiritual plane, every person will be tended to by their own mutant corona-chan, a personally designed demon tasked with clearing their crown chakra. Resisting this demon will make the reaction more violent, and could result in the person's death.

The offer

By visiting the sunflower temple, using either a simple visualization, or aided by the sunflower sigil, you can voluntarily ask to be connected with the most beneficial mutant corona-chan for you personally. Procedure as follows:

Focus on the attached sigil, and let the images move freely. If nothing happens after several minutes, you can do this manually. Visualize the process as described hereafter.
Walk inside the greek style gazebo and sit down by the round wooden table. Look towards the middle of the table and locate a paper scroll with instructions on how to create a plain golden ring. This is a pact ring, also referred to as a marriage ring. (This does not imply a monogamic relation, it's a non aggression/mutuality pact.)
Form in your mind, the wish to meet your own personal mutant corona-chan, in the image you prefer. Express your offer for a mutual relation with her, by projecting it at the image. The image will now become alive. If you are able to create the pact ring from the scroll yourself, do so. Create two. Give one ring to her and keep one. You then simulantaneously put the rings on and the pact is formed. Alternatively, give the scroll to your mutant corona-chan, and she will produce the rings. The pact is finished in the same way no matter who created the rings.

Your mutant corona-chan will now guide your opening of the crown chakra, and you will not be harmed. Other corona-chans will also leave you alone.