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In the era of Chuck Norris jokes we had one like this.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his powers.
Then roundhouse kicked him in hell until he gave back his soul.
Ever since that they play poker every friday.

> unattainable knowledge
If I can attain it then it isn't unattainable huh? And if I cannot attain it even after they give it to me then I didn't attain the knowledge? 
 There are funny ways how entities solve trickster mentalities like this after they get tired of the joke 

Oh I just remembered an another tale.
There was a village with an evil crone. Everyone hated her and wanted her to be taken away by the devil every day. The devil heard this and appeared.
> You are so hated by everyone so I came to take you to hell 
said the devil 
The crone replied.
> I have stuff to do today can't you take me tomorrow?
> Sure I can 
said the devil.
Then he wrote on the walls that "I will take you to hell tomorrow"
The next day came and the devil appeared.
> I came for you
said the devil 
> But you wrote on the wall that you will take me tomorrow?
The devil looked at the wall and went away.
Because of that the evil crone lived for eternity causing problems and misfortune everyone around her 
THE END 
I am sure I heard these things back in elementary school.


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> writing a perfect contract lmfao.
My favorite perfect contract that I encountered so far is the one that where you need to consent to the whole thing before you are even allowed to read it's contents. 
He told me learning the nature of that contract would make me figure out all the secrets of the universe and that just "wouldn't be fair"