It's about as weird as this picture at first glance.

These viral aliens who've been causing immense trouble on Earth, appears to be the outliers of a very large group.

I researched them and managed to isolate one of them in a dimension where he was allowed to manifest the complete development process in a contained space. It turned into a fermentation process, some kind of spirit alchemy. The result of the one I caught was some kind of useless mineral. When isolating one of those who are building up all these toxic structures on our planet, the result was "starch syrup". A fuel for cells.

I had already created a tool for researching which process would create different materials, and found that these virus beings can be used to create all kinds of materials, if contained in different types of isolated spaces.

With this knowledge, I used a combination of tools and methods to trace the structure being built up on Earth backwards into space. The entire structure stretches out over many planets in different galaxies, and its function is to produce cheese. They are building a huge factory, gathering materials from different planets. The cheese they are aiming for is close to a material version of "nectar of the Gods", the base material used to create new life.

I gathered all information I could on how to produce cheese in a sustainable way that doesn't have all the negative side effects they are causing, put it on a ScaleForm module and sent it into their hive. Their energy and behaviour changed at once, and the hostilities from those who keep appearing and projecting karmic explosions on the planet, came to a halt.

Some time passed, then some of them appeared, behaving normally, over telepathy, actually talking and not just bringing threats. They gave me a large block of astral cheese, said it was a prototype and wanted me to taste it. I did, and it had some resemblance to an energy form I have on one of my past life forms. I asked them if they want to produce "Star cheese", the closest description for this?

They said "yes", so I concentrated all I know of this energy on a disc and gave it to them. They seemed happy with this and left.

The cheese they brought was actually good.

If anyone wants the information package on how to create Star cheese, use this formula:

Sar-rti bu't as'do!