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During interactions with other demons at his place, I came to talk to a demon female with a standard appearance, round tits, cow tail, horns and hooves.

She told me we should lay low a bit in a corner to avoid the wild gangs of demons who make "drive bys" periodically, we then talked about the nature of the contracts. She said she made her contract with Buer in 1463, while living in the Nüremberg area. She said that at the time, witchcraft was common everywhere, and the sigils of the demons in the Goetia were known, but they were not gathered in a single volume at the time. She said: "All men of the era were sissy gays and showed no interest in women, you had to punch them in the balls and put a knife to their throat to get their attention. So I sought out witch sabbaths instead, which was the only place were women got some attention. There I made a pact with Buer to satisfy me." 
She went on to describe how Buer was also popular among politicians and gay men of the era, who are still at his place. They signed contracts for material gains, and now serve as literal ass-lickers and human toilets in Buer's hell dimensions. The "rape gangs" who make tours are those who knew what they were doing and were part of witch covens."