what are some good Mean-spirited dark humor Luan fics?

i was reading this overly dark dramaslop stroy and came across this joke that floored me 

"Tsk… It is a shame, though. About our sisters, I mean… If only they had opened up… Oh, wait, Lori did open up – her veins!"

Luan doubled over, slapping the table and laughing uproariously.