Here an old favorite of mine that never caught on (1/2)

> ”Girls we have a visitor!”
> Leni screams in excitement.
> Bed and Liena come from the kitchen to see there youngest aunt Lily there.
> Liena gets excited and runs over picking up her skinny aunt lifting her in bear hug.
> ”Ooof Hey there Liena man you’ve gotten big.”
> Lily gasps for air and pats her on the back to put her down.
> ”Who’s this little muffin?”
> Bed being squimish hides behind Leni’s leg.
> Lily kneels down and looks at the small child hiding between Leni’s legs.
> ”Aww she’s precious... Quiet though does she talk?”
> Leni pats Bed on the head.
> ”She’s always like that around new people she’s like a cat, she’ll be all over you after she gets used to you.”
> Lily smiles and looks around.
> ”Hey wait a minutes you’re missing a kid where’s the boy?”
> Leni looks away and scratches her chin.
> ”Oh that’s weird guess he doesn’t want to come down?”
> Lily gives her big sister the stink eye.
> ”Yeah or maybe you just yelled for the girls.”
> Lily takes a deep breath claps her hands to her mouth and yells.
> ”Lyle Loud your super cute aunt is here!”
> Bed starts to shiver scared hiding underneath Leni who’s ears are ringing, Liena’s standing there happily smiling.
> ”Who the hell is that?”
> Lyle come walking down looking bewildered and annoyed.
> Lily see’s him and runs up and picks him up mirroring the bear hug from Liena earlier.
> ”Oh my God he’s adorable!”
> ”Who the hell are you?”
> Lyle’s struggling to break away as Lily is examining his face pulling his hair and tickling his stomach.
> ”I haven’t seen you since you were a baby making poo poos, Wow that hair is precious, are you still ticklish?”
> ”Stop! Who the hell are you?”
> Lyle shouts as he pushes her off him.
> ”Lyle that’s your aunt Lily, my youngest sister.”
> Lily falls back and giggles she grabs her suitcase and throws it at Lyle’s chest, he catches it but loses his balance falling over on his ass.
> ”Naughty boy swearing, now you gotta carry my bag.”
> Lily sticks her tongue at him and winking trying to look cute
> Lyle groans as he gets up.
> ”Why does this family keep getting crazier?”
> Lily walks over and offers to help him up.
> ”You get used to it, hey you have the same eyes I do weird right?”
> Lyle dosen’t let her help him, as he struggles to lift the suitcase.
> ”Not really we’re related after all, what’s in this thing?”
> ”Text books mostly and clothes.”
> ”Books?”
> ”Yeah I need to study even though it’s spring break.”
> Lyle walks her to the guest room.
> ”This’s how you spend spring break?”
> ”Well I go to school in Florida so I party all the time no big deal.”
> Lyle drops the suitcase and a bunch of botany books fall out.
> ”Oh no they fell out… sorry.”
> Lily smiles  despite the boy trying to get under her skin and picks up the books. Lyle annoyed he’s not getting to her begrudgingly starts to help and accidentally grabs a bra and drops it embarrassed.
> ”Ha ha ha was that intentional?”
> Lily nudges the blushing boy suggestively.
> ”No no no I swear!”
> Lily smiles and raises her eyebrows fast and suggestively.
> ”Really I mean you are a Loud we tend to keep it in the family.”