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In my head the scene is perfectly and permanently rendered in full HD.

On the eve of battle the loli demon commander stands on stage facing a legion of loli demon regiments and Tewi clone moon rabbit ground teams. The crisp, pre-dawn air bites at their rosy cheeks as the full moon approaches the horizon.

She smiles as she takes a deep breath and taps the microphone lightly causing a momentary echo accross the airfield.

Without hesitation she points to the eastern horizon at the gentle grey orb. 

The legion turns toward the calming blue light with a clearly divided reverence and loathing among the respective troops. Half of them have no idea what's about to happen.

"BEHOLD!" The commander's voice rings out, saturating the amplifiers in a cacophony of grating high frequency squelches.

She pushes a small button and shines a laser pen toward the western horizon.

"Peeewww." She says with a giggle and in just over a second the moon is ripped asunder by trillions of nuclear blasts rigged to detonate simultaneously, and amid this light show brighter than a hundred suns, gravity waves ripple through Earth with an eerie uneasiness felt across the planet.

After the inital blast, the view is a spectacular yellow and orange ball slowly mentally illforming into a spiral, stretching like taffy as a sphere of specular dust expands outward. Everyone is mesmerized by the show, exactly half in barely contained joy threatening to erupt in revelry and half in sheer terror amid desperate gasps. In less than a minute the extents of the moon have doubled in the sky as the remnants expand outward revealing what begins to resemble a great flaming eye with the white molten core of the moon at its pupil, staring down like Ra over all creation.

She continues with confidence and vigor, "in approximately an hour and a half the first of the meteorites will begin to pelt the Earth wreaking total devastation. The resulting mass of debris will light up the sky and anything under this glorious light will be baked in a hellfire this world hasn't seen in over 4 billion years.

"This means we have roughly thirteen and a half hours to prepare the anti-grav mech suits and begin the orbital assault. What the moon doesn't finish, we will. Take no prisoners and leave no one and no thing alive."

A great cheer disrupts over the legion of demon lolis as the Tewi clones have a mixed reaction. Some stare haplessly at the fading scene as it begins to dissapear over the horizon, some fall to their knees and sob. Some break ranks and wander aimlessly in an unresponsive catatonic haze, but still the majority remain resolved in their mission.

...

"LET THE PARTY BEGIN!"