An old English lady made it a point to tell me that I'm "ravishing" and it's it a shame I'm not immortalized by a master. I have no clue what just happened. I said that that was very kind and she walked away.

I mean old and hunched over, that old.

Half my mind is like, "aww isn't it nice to be beautiful" and the other half is like, "was I just marked?" Like is some Indian going to call me and say some old lady is kidnapped and they need walmart gift cards.

It's not the first time though. A few years ago I was getting my hair cut and an old lady said I looked "like an all American boy... just so handsome".