I worked in a secret partially underground base under the neighborhood I grew up.

I was going home and wandering around. I went up a tunnel and through a small staircase to a suburban neighborhood. From this side the door was tiny, like 1/64 of a horse squared. 

Then I asked the door to open, and it did and I slid down. A man and woman in heavy riot gear rushed in and I said, "should I put the door back?" It had fallen off when I slid through it.

They said yes and left.

The door was a cage and a towel that I couldn't figure out. I half put it there and moved on. There was a large airfield outside the windows of the 1st floor hallway.

At the end of the hall a shirtless teen boy was arguing with a scientist, then he pulled down his pants, pooped in his hand and threw his poop at me and the other guy he meant to hit. This wasn't the first time. It didn't hit me and he said sorry to me but I left.

I went down a few flights of stairs on scaffolding like metal grates with a bottomless drop below them. I came to a cave room with a waterfall and pool. There were colorful lights and a dispenser with pellets in it next to a small cute stylized rock statue of a pointed eared girl squatting and covering her eyes.

There was a woman there who started explaining that if I feed the statues pellets she might wake up.

The woman found the statue apparently. 

The statue started moving and the woman asked ne to sit. The statue slowly morphed into a loli.

In her rock statue form she ate special fish pellets in underground pools.

She had a longer neck and pointed ears but beautiful. Her skin had hues of blue, green and purple but not overly so. Her fangs went down past her top lips like a vampire.

The woman said she'll just call me (some weird name I didn't catch in an alien language) until she trusted me. She did, but then called me two other words that penetrated my mind with telepathy, one meant, "I like you" and then she wanted to touch my hand. The next one was "I trust you" and then she wanted a three way hug with the woman and me. She then pulled back slowly caressing my arm as she did.

The woman was surprised and said she had to go get someone and as she was leaving the alien loli mentally ill.formed to a more human form. The loli took a liking to me. She then spoke English, "She raised me after she found me. We had sex."

The woman called back, "no we didn't" but then left.

Now the alien loli was inches from my face, "yes, we did, and it was great, she taught me everything."

Then she jumped away and started tearing at her clothes, pulling her shirt up and shorts off but not completely. She started dancing provocatively and said, "she stuck her fingers in my [word unrecognizable]" but she clearly pointed to her crotch.

At this point I was in an audience. I was watching a movie in the base but I was in the movie and it was live action and a guy wearing a pink shirt and a rainbow sticker stood up and started to protest the "child pornography." 

I said, "the rest of the movie wasn't like this and it has been pretty good."

He froze, the alien loli had mesmerized him and no one in the audience was even blinking.

I looked back at her and she was looking at me, it was Ulla.

Then I realized that in her lore, half dragonkin as with full dragonkin,  can't actually shapeshift but she can mesmerize someone into a dream state and feed them all 5 senses directly. So she can literally be anyone and anything and manipulate the scenes while the body is paralyzed.

I said, "Ulla, what are you doing?"

She said, "it'ssss funnn, isn't it?"

My mind flooded with pornographic images but they were all blurred out including her dancing naked. Since I had no interest in her in that way her mind projections failed to get what she wanted. She then said without words, "you passed."

Mind blown, she came into my dream and tried to get me excited but it didn't work bc not a pedo.

She smiled and the dream ended.