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Holliday? Wtf is that? You mean extra fun, extra long work day right? 

Probably smashing rocks with my 18lb sledge. They could watch or make me a sandwich or maybe just cheer me on. Ah yes, I fondly remember the time I dug trenches with my pick axe , digging bar and old trusty shovel. What a time that was.

I really don't want to travel, why? To sit through traffic, stand in lines, or chit chat with other tourists or worse, locals?

I really don't care for "time off" work is fulfilling, time off is boring, not relaxing, it's awkward to get anything done, I just want to be home and if I'm home and don't have to work, I really want to do projects around the place or if not all that, sleep, play computer games, write, read, Netflix and chill, clean up, organize, garden, water things, fix things, move things, or improve things. 

So of forced to "go on holliday", is there anywhere I actually want to go? Maybe the mountains to see the stars or a meteor shower or the snow. I might say amusement park but standing in line isn't amusing.

It would have to be something really fun to entice me to go anywhere and I'm seriously drawing a blank. 

I didn't like Vegas, too crowded, don't drink, even having honeymoon like sex with my girlfriend multiple times a day in Vegas was fun but we could do that at home. (Just not that often and that's ok.)

My idea of a vacation is clear, it's boring, it's expensive, and it takes me away from fun, it's anti-fun.