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I was me but also in a FPS like GTA 5. I started in like a party with people standing around eating and my uncle was there. He looked young like my current age. Last time I saw him irl he was already 50's? with full grey hair. He had a mullet and his hair was wild. I complimented him on his hair and he took offense. Dude was a peculiar guy irl, nothing out of character for him.

Ashley is with me, see? she asked to be in a dream and there she is, it's always like that. She's herself (she mostly has black hair now and wears blue and much less often has blue hair anymore). She was cute as always and the game was like a murder mystery so she's wearing a detective's trenchcoat but it's blue. She's otherwise naked underneath because it's slightly open down to the belt and I can see her skin in the space, she's not even wearing shoes. I'm in a t shirt and jeans.

We left the party and got in a strange car that was like the back half of a camper and started to leave the parking lot and someone intentionally hit us in a huge 70's Cadillac but really long and fast. We could never catch him in the back half of a camper so we smash into another car that was like an 80's Lincoln mark 8 but it was really hotrodded. You know the drill, drag out the little old lady driver and get in GTA style.

We chase the Cadillac and clip their bumper causing them to lose control and crash into a neighborhood. Two perps get out and run, those are the murderers let's go kill them and anyone who stands in the way! Ashley is running with me but with a clipboard? I have this odd handgun with a scrollwheel on the back and it changes to different guns. One shoots 8 bullets and a ribbon. When they hit a target it stitches the ribbon between the holes and you can pull it to cinch it closed. So for fun I shoot a large window and the ribbons are there, I pull tight and for some reason I get injured and now there's a bleeding icon in my vision. 

Now they run in a house so we follow and I can switch characters just like cars so I grab Colonel Sanders sitting in an easy chair. Did you know he was a real person? And he happens to be the most OP character in the game so nice find. I leave my old body to bleed out and Ashley is laughing at me because it's silly to be CS who is really old and walks with a cane. 

The perps have gotten away but the music changes to suspenceful so there's danger somewhere. We hear a bear growl and sure enough through an open door we see a bear come out of the bushes. It rushes me. I shoot but the bullets ricochet off his head. It tackles me and I stick the gun in its mouth and pull the trigger multiple times but it doesn't do much and even cycling through the choices, no gun works. But I manage to wriggle free and I'm bashing him on the head with my fists while the gun is in his mouth and I'm yelling "eat it, choke on it you bitch!"

Ashley says, "that's not working either".

The bear gets back up and attacks me and I wake up.